Fancy a change?
CALLING all failed Premier League cricketers.
Dissatisfied with your lot at your current club? Not getting the chances you think you deserve? Out of form? Been dropped from Newcastle seconds? Well don't sulk the column's research assistants have discovered a solution for you.
Visit your nearest plastic surgeon. That's right. Rid yourself of John Thomas and welcome on board his best friend for the ICC are now accepting gender-changed men to play women's cricket. We can't dampen our suspicion that this ruling has been in force for a number of years, however our sources within the Ladies' game suggest the law is relatively new.
How many NEPL clubs have Ladies teams we wonder? More poignantly how many more will now form them!
The column's money is on the Mucklasses to come up trumps with the Northern Rockettes in second place.
Dissatisfied with your lot at your current club? Not getting the chances you think you deserve? Out of form? Been dropped from Newcastle seconds? Well don't sulk the column's research assistants have discovered a solution for you.
Visit your nearest plastic surgeon. That's right. Rid yourself of John Thomas and welcome on board his best friend for the ICC are now accepting gender-changed men to play women's cricket. We can't dampen our suspicion that this ruling has been in force for a number of years, however our sources within the Ladies' game suggest the law is relatively new.
How many NEPL clubs have Ladies teams we wonder? More poignantly how many more will now form them!
The column's money is on the Mucklasses to come up trumps with the Northern Rockettes in second place.
posted by Cow Corner at 1:52 PM
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